Officer's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Wilhelm Park]

A worthy flash of a 10/10 rating.

This deserves to be higher than some of the pieces of shit that make it into the top 50.

[Dot Dot Dot - Animated]

Generic type animation.

Good voice acting, but other than that the animation is extremely generic and dull. Humorous; yes, original; no.

Also, there are font families for a reason, stretching the text looks extremely cheap.

For something at the number 1 spot, it was extremely disappointing and painful to watch.

[R.I.P. K0RKZ]

Pretty piss poor flash.

But I love your choice in music ;)

Elite-Sniper responds:

No u.

[Chuck's New Tux!]

Good animation, bad taste.

Graphics - 9
Nice smooth flowing animation, great art and an overall nice look.

Style - 2
Wow. No, just wow, I mean, with the talent you have mixed with your bad taste is just a huge waste. You could do so better.

Sound - 7
Not bad not bad, not really anything constructive to say here.

Violence - 8
Hmm. Yes, unfortunately.

Interactivity - N/A
You can click play I suppose.

Humor - 2
Yep, horrible humor, bad taste, nobody mature in this world would enjoy this. Says a lot.

Overall - 5
With a mix of great animation and horrible taste in preference, it makes to be a hard animation to rate. So to even it off, you may as well get a 10 for animation and a 0 for humor. Evens off to a pretty sub-standard 5.

Pity really, you could have done a lot better.

[SquirtleClock Minis2: Dot]

Meh.

Some good artwork, some boring flash.

[The Happy Bunny Story]

Completely uninteresting.

Although it had above average graphics, the storyline was completly pointless, and uninterestingly random. I evpected something funny, or a Mr. Happy Face sort of ending but no, I get more unfunny gayness.

Overall, sure, it had good animation, but the overall flash simply reeked of gay and unfunny. Good job :D

Crackbinge responds:

Chin up little camper! It could be worse. It could reek of asians, blacks and women. The thought is sickening!

[Newgrounds Outro]

Pretty cool.

Well I won't deny it, I liked it, and hopefully Tom recognises it also.

plant-eating-cat responds:

yh i want tom to see it :(

["the Invader" Part 1]

Above average storyline.

Graphics - 7
Yes, the quality was a little bad, but I understand it wouldn't have been if there were no size limit on Newgrounds.

Style - 6
This promotes a low rating due to my preference of just not being a clamation fan. Nonetheless the storyline was well played and longer than most clamations.

Sound - 4
Ahh, now I'm thinking that you are in need of a better mic, not only that, it was also very quiet. I also suggest sound effects, not overdone, but in suitable parts of the flash.

Violence - 8
Well of course, being a clamation, it wasn't the most convincing, but it was definitely there.

Interactivity - 5
There's a play button.

Humor - 7
It had it's moments where I laughed to myself.

Overall - 7
Overall this flash warrants a 7/10, which is not bad considering my preference on a clamation, so take it from me, it was above average. I also found the alien to be nicely made, unfortunately there didn't seem to be any other original characters, but there you go, when it comes to a clamation there isn't really much original you can do that hasn't been done countless times before, there is always a limit.

Well, basically, the only things that need work is most definitely the sound quality and volume, and if possible a quality upgrade is always welcomed ;)

ATOMICCLOUD responds:

K, i'll use that advice in future!^_^